Oh yes, dear reader. I play D&D- and if you’re reading this, then you do too, or you’re curious to learn more about it. That won’t happen here – you should probably just search the actual D&D website for that. What I’m here to wax poetic about isn’t rolling dice and role playing swarthy dwarven women with peculiar accents and ridiculous wordplay (though play a game with me, and that’s probably what you’ll get). Instead, I’m here to wax poetic about the portion of the game that happens before you gather around the table amidst salty snacks and special velvet pouches that hold your personally designed set of dice: creating your character sheet. The longest adventure you’ll probably embark upon during your party’s entire campaign.